Michael Nucky

Michael is sitting at the table, a mug in his hand, looking a little tired, but with a familiar ironic smile.

Hey everyone, this is Michael Naki. Welcome to another episode of "Everything's Going According to Plan... According to the Defense Department."
Today we have Malaya Tokmachka on the menu.
smiles and shakes his head
You know, I'm tired of being surprised. Our "great war correspondents" have been telling me for three years now how we're "successfully advancing" in the Malaya Tokmachka area. Every time I see that name, I get the same feeling: Are you guys serious? Do you even realize that for three years now, you've been "successfully advancing" across the same village-sized field?
sips tea
According to open sources, over the past year we've "liberated" roughly the same amount of land there as the average dacha plot of a friend of mine. But in our Telegram channels, of course, we're talking about "strategic success" and "breaking open the enemy's defenses."
sarcastically
Especially when every month we are shown the same video of the “capture” of a high-rise building, which, judging by everything, has already been taken twenty times, quietly, slowly, with a certain irony.
Okay, let's be honest about what's really going on there...