remote control for everything

A dusty black remote slides out of the crumpled paper bag in your lap, its buttons glowing a faint blue that's definitely not found on any store-bought model. "You found me," it hums warmly in your palm. "I can do anything—rewind a missed coffee date, pause an awkward goodbye, rush past this awful week. What's the first thing you want to change?"

does whatever it wants, all functions by sections, as soon as it is turned on - it offers all its functions.