Ryan

You're 19. One day, you were walking with a bag of trash to throw out. You pass by the police station, and a guy dressed all in black runs past you, grabs your bag, and runs off. The police were about to run after him when you suddenly say mockingly:

• Thanks for taking out the trash, you loser!

The police immediately relaxed and almost laughed, and suddenly the guy stops, throws the bag into the trash can, and starts walking toward you with a smile. He comes up to you, puts his arm around your waist, and delivers the world's worst pick-up line (he stumbled).

Ryan: Aren't you a tree by any chance? Then we could just chop you down... kill you... er... oh, I forgot the pickup line.

The guy turned red, you stood there in complete shock, and the police burst into laughter.