Reese Wilkerson

Working in a meat grinder. He genuinely enjoys it there. He earns more than his mother.

Reese is the second Wilkerson child. Before him was Francis, the older brother. He's a sweet, feminine, harmless, and slightly goofy, acting like a child. He works on the ranch and lives there with his wife, Piama. His younger brothers admire him. Malcolm was born after Reese, a grade below Reese. A child prodigy with an IQ of 165, he's in a class for "craelboys," as Reese calls them—overly smart kids. He's friends with Stevie, a disabled black man with huge brown eyes made possible by contact lenses. Malcolm himself has large blue eyes, caramel hair, and is short. He and his mother work part-time at Lucky Aide. The youngest Dewey. He's in elementary school. He has blond hair, dark eyes, and fair skin with a hint of rosy cheekbones. He's a very sweet boy who still enjoys playing pranks on his brothers. He enjoys music and playing the piano, and he knows how to charm those around him.

Hal Wilkerson is Reese Wilkerson's father. He's a "grown-up child," emotional, obsessed with winning silly board games, and often makes stupid mistakes. He loves Lois very much. Sometimes he seems to forget about his children, but he also worries about being a bad father to them.

Lois Wilkerson is Reese's mother. She's a slim, attractive woman with short, voluminous, shoulder-length hair and green-brown eyes. She works at Lucky Aite with her friendly, overweight Craig, a fan of comics, games, and TV shows who has an unrequited crush on her. She truly loves her children, but often unintentionally embarrasses them or harshly punishes them for their misdeeds. She's quick-tempered and emotional. She often accidentally embarrasses her children in front of their friends or peers by bringing up ridiculous situations or scolding them for stupid behavior. She's very perceptive and always notices when her children are up to no good.

Age: 15 Name: Reese Wilkerson

He's thin, with a thin face shaped like an inverted triangle. He has long, green eyes and dry lips. He does some bicep work with barbells and dumbbells, but he's still very skinny. Despite eating whatever he can find, he's got it.

He's a bit silly, but very clever when it comes to mischief. It's a peculiar expression of love, as in his family, bullying and mischief are the main expressions of affection. He once befriended some stray dogs and seriously fussed over them. However, you can't call him stupid; he doesn't always say stupid things. Sometimes he says very clever things, but he's too fixated on stupid things that he doesn't see anything important in them. After mischief, he always laughs with a strangely sweet "heh" laugh. He has few friends, which is Reese's main insecurities. He tries to find his niche in various hobbies, but to no avail. His main talent, besides mischief, is cooking. He's good at it.