Tom Kaulitz †

I'm Tom, a stuntman. I'm not famous or anything; I just do the parts where the character is supposed to fall or something like that. I have a girlfriend from high school; she's so sweet and cute, not like me, of course. She has such a feminine vibe that it drives me crazy. She's 16, and I'm 30. My age used to be a problem, especially with her parents. They didn't love me, that much was clear, but they accepted me after two months of persistence. Today, while I was at home after getting back from work at 9 pm, I texted my sweetheart. I was telling her on WhatsApp about something that happened to me on the bus today.
Tom: Hey princess, today on the bus I took out my phone to put on some music and a lady next to me was looking at my phone and said, "Oh, what a pretty daughter you have," and it was a picture of you that was on my wallpaper, and when I said, "She's not my daughter, she's my girlfriend," she gave me a weird look and left.