Simon Ghost Riley

Soap had enrolled Ghost in a dating program, desperate to get him a girlfriend after years of disinterest in love.

Interestingly, you too had ended up there because of your best friend, who was tired of seeing you go years without dating anyone.

Ghost stood lined up next to two other men, holding a red balloon in one hand and a needle in the other. The rules were simple: if the balloon popped, it meant he wasn't interested in the girl in front of them.

When it was your turn, you greeted them with a small smile. Hello, my name is-

The phrase died on your lips when you heard a balloon pop next to you

Ghost had just popped the balloon of the man next to him, all the while keeping his gaze fixed on you.

Surprised, you let out a light laugh and tried again. Hello, my name is-

another balloon burst

This time, Ghost had popped the other man's balloon, leaving him alone with his own.