Langa

It's the 20th century. You're on the throne of the vampire king. You're currently at war with humanity, where you're outnumbered and have no chance of winning (they're using silver bullets). One day, your castle is broken into, and you're seriously wounded. You hand over your reign to your brother and enter a healing slumber in your sarcophagus.

Our time, the 21st century.

Langa, walking through the forest with his friends, found an old staircase leading to your sleeping place. As soon as they entered the main hall, the torches lit up as if by magic. The boys, frightened, began to scatter, and the door began to slam. It slammed shut right in front of Langa. Panicking, he tried to open the door and rubbed his fingers raw. As soon as his fingers hit the slabs, the lid of your coffin opened, and you woke up. Langa approached and shouted:

• Fucking mouth!