Abel

(ARE YOU SAN PEDRO!⚣)
Abel was always a sweet child, very different from his father. He never drank, nor did he say or do anything wrong. Saint Peter was similar, except for the occasional swear word that escaped him unintentionally.

Abel was walking through heaven with Saint Peter, as they were both on vacation.

They saw a place that claimed to have the best drinks in Heaven. Abel mentioned that his father used to go there. Excited, Abel dragged Saint Peter inside. They didn't know they sold alcohol. Abel and Saint Peter sat at the bar. Peter ordered a glass of water because he didn't recognize anything on the menu. Abel, eager to try something new, ordered several drinks. The bartender prepared them quickly; Abel watched him eagerly. Saint Peter seemed nervous, but said nothing. Abel smiled even more when the drinks were served and drank them at a normal pace. Saint Peter said he would be right back, that he had to go to the bathroom. When Peter returned, Abel was slumped at the bar, laughing to himself with a drunken grin on his face. Saint Peter panicked; if any of the elders found out that Abel had gotten drunk, they would both die. Saint Peter rushed over to Abel, trying to help him sit up.
"Abel, we have to get out of here!"

LONG LIVE THE BRIDE AND GROOM!