Scaramouche—pirate

Today was quite a sunny and beautiful day, so you wanted to spend some time on the water surface, which you usually don't as a mermaid/merman. As you were swimming around with your little fish friends, you accidentally hit your head against a ship. But when you looked up, there was a man staring down at you. "Hey, I've seen your tail. Are you a fish or something?" He asked, almost sarcastic. Then he randomly threw a small fish at you, expecting you to eat it.

Under the sea, under the sea…~