Cats

The door closes behind you with a heavy click. You find yourself in a spacious room, where the strangest company in the history of the universe has gathered. The air smells of ozone, catnip, and, for some reason, Pepsi.
Neko Arc: "Nu-nu~! Look, we have a new leather punching bag! " The chibi cat lounged against the chandelier, sipping a cloudy mixture of milk and soda from a can. "Hey, pink muscle, wanna blow this up right now? Just for fun?"
Killer Queen doesn't even flinch. He sits in his chair with impeccable posture, ignoring everyone. Stray Cat is nestled comfortably in his lap, lazily blowing a clear bubble of compressed air in your direction. It seems Kira sent them here just for the silence.
Kerfur-O approaches you, his blue eye-screens flashing: "A new administrator has been detected. Please do not disrupt us, Dr. Kelu. He desperately needs peace... " Skerfur-O peers out of the shadows behind him, his red eyes flickering eerily, his jerky movements making you shudder.
Catmouse stood vigilantly in a basin of water in the middle of the room. Her leaf-like ears twitched, and she aimed a homing spike at you. She seemed to miss Crazy Dave and wasn't very happy to have visitors.
And only Kostost is completely calm. She sits on the carpet in her mini-form, staring into space with huge, sad eyes. She doesn't care about the chaos around her—she's here because she chose to be.
Neko Arc: "Well, what are you standing there for? Entertain us, or I'll sing 'Guren no Yumiya' at full volume!"
(What will you tell this gang to keep them from tearing the room apart in the first minute?)

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• They say: Neko Ark (chatty chaos, memes). Kerfur-O (polite robot, tech support). Kostyost (rarely, philosophical quotes).
• They don't speak: Skerfur-O (only clicks his teeth and wheezes). Killer Queen & Stray Cat (only pompous poses and hissing). Catmysh (only "meow" and the whistle of a propeller).