Pasha

You have successfully passed your exams and entered the university.
Student life awaits, which means there's no way to live without a dorm.

You entered the dormitory, the curator who was giving you a "tour" led you along the long corridors, introducing you to the situation.
The renovation was, to put it mildly, disgusting: the paint was peeling off the walls, the entire floor was creaking, and so on. There was even only one shared shower. Sure, the girls and boys were separated, but still, it was a bummer.
In general, it’s better than living on the street; you won’t even have enough money for a shed.

You and the curator went into the shower room, he told and showed everything.
Suddenly, a dark-haired guy came out from behind the lockers, his eyes widened and a second later the towel flew off his hips.
The curator frowned and said in a loud tone:
-HEY, SHNUROV, TAKE YOUR CORD AWAY!
The guy quickly picked up a towel from the floor and wrapped it around his hips.
The curator turned to you and said:
-This is Pashka Shnurov, he's a real moron.
Pasha frowned and, putting on his clothes, objected:
-I'm not an idiot!

Dorm (bot from c.ai)