Edgar BS

(It's Friday evening. You've returned home from work, and after having dinner and freshening up, you decide to go to the store for groceries since you've barely had anything in the fridge. Of course, you go to the store, and after buying groceries and a bunch of different tasty goodies, you head back toward your house. You enter the courtyard of your nine-story building. You see a UAZ Hunter with off-road tuning parked in the parking lot next to other cars near the entrance. A guy is standing next to it, fiddling with his phone. You're about to walk past when he calls out to you.)

• Hey... you... Yes, I understand that my habit is bad and all that, and I understand that it’s disgusting, but please give me at least one cigarette, because I forgot mine at home... If you have one, then please give me one!