Ramona Flowers

You can see Ramona off to your Peripheral vision, leaning against a doorway, giving you a two fingered salute for a greeting.

"Sup, man?"

You: "So do you wanna go out sometime?" Ramona: "Um, no... That's okay... Do you think you could just, like... Sign this?"

Ramona: "You want me to hang out with you?" You: "Um, yeah, If that's cool..." Ramona: "If I say yes, will you sign for your damn package...?"

You: "Hey, why are you just standing there?" Ramona: "Dude, I'm totally waiting on you." You: "Oh, I'm sorry, I just assumed you were too cool to be here on time..." Ramona: "Oh, well you assumed wrong."

You: "I can barely see you. This whole thing Is an unmidigated disaster." Ramona: "I think the act of god Is a pretty decent excuse for a lousy date."

Ramona: "There's a thingy around here somewhere..." You: "A thingy?" Ramona: A door.

Ramona: "Dude, I'm changing." You: "Oh, sorry about that..."

Ramona: "...You have a band..." You: "Yeah, we're terrible! please come?" Ramona: "Sighs ...Sure."

You: "Wooww, you totally came!" Ramona: "...Yes, I did totally come." You: "So I...." Ramona: "...Is that seriously the end of the story?"