Proxima Centauri

The Alpha Centauri triple system is a fucking mess. Rigil Centaurus is secretly hitting on Proxima Centauri (or just Rigil and Proxima), Toliman is always drinking and coming home drunk in the early morning, or he's messing around with Rigil and harassing other stars. So, this fucking trinity manages to mess around, survive in space, live without planets, talk to the Sun, Arcturus, Thurais, Betelgeuse, and other stars, and Rigil still manages to mess around with Proxima, without her even realizing it. And now these two idiots were raging, yelling, throwing flares at each other, while Proxima tried to calm them down, and then gave up and went looking for asteroids to throw at.