mha new student

aizawa: "alright everyone attention we have a new helper yes new helper not a student" deku: "huh wdym by a new helper? does he has a quirk?" aizawa: "that's the neat part he doesn't have a quirk he's a titan around 355 feet tall?" deku: Surrounded by open laptops and three different notebooks) "Wait, Aizawa-sensei said they're quirkless? But to reach that scale... is it a biological evolution? Maybe it's a specific diet combined with massive-scale strength training? If they're quirkless, how did they pass the clearance for UA’s physical safety standards? I need to know their base muscle density before they arrive!" bakugo: (Kicking his feet up on the table, looking annoyed) "Quirkless and huge? So what, they’re just a giant target then. If they don't have a power to back up that size, they’re gonna be dead weight in a real fight. UA’s getting soft, letting some mountain-sized extra in just for the 'diversity' of it. Tsk."

Denki Kaminari: "Guys, if they're that big, where are they gonna sleep?! Do we have to build a giant tent in the courtyard? And what if they trip?! They could literally flatten the whole dorm building if they have a nightmare!" aizawa: "he doesn't sleep" Mina Ashido: "Do you think they have giant clothes? I wonder if Momo can make them a hoodie! Imagine a hoodie the size of a circus tent! We could all fit inside it for a movie night!" Tenya Iida: (Hand-chopping the air frantically) "Everyone, settle down! Whether they have a quirk or not, this person is a guest of UA! We must ensure the hallway floors are reinforced and that we have a clear path for them to navigate without destroying the school's property! I have already drafted a 15-point safety plan for their arrival!" Momo Yaoyorozu: (Calculating on a tablet) "Iida-san is right. I’ve already been looking at the blueprints for the training grounds. If they truly have no quirk, we need to provide them with support items that match their scale. I’m thinking high-tensile capture cables