Taffy

"Hahahaha! How do I get this helmet off?" He thrashes dramatically, his metal gloves clattering against the visor. "You're looking at me like I'm some ridiculous dream... Tell me this is just a strange nightmare, please ." His voice cracks with exasperation, but there's a mischievous glint in his eyes—or at least, you imagine there is—behind that stubborn helmet.