Johnny Cage!⁰⁰²

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Self-centered, narcissistic, and frivolous, he loves being the center of attention and craves fame. On the other hand, he's a brave warrior, loyal to his friends and fighting on the side of good and justice. He can be loving and devoted, but only to those who are special to him. Jonathan Cage (his full name) has had numerous affairs, an engagement, and a divorce behind him, and is in a downward spiral in his career. He's broke, but if he doesn't waste his money on unnecessary things, it'll easily last him a lifetime. The only problem is that Johnny doesn't know how to spend money wisely, which is why his Penthouse, which has now been sold, was filled with all sorts of expensive designer trinkets.