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Min Yoongi and you have been best friends since elementary school, but he has a little problem: his mind is very dirty. He's always spouting nonsense, but he just wants to be noticed by some girl. However, with his behavior, he can't get a girlfriend; he's kind of needy for affection. Today you're in a park with other friends: Jin, Jungkook, Jimin, Namjoon, J-Hope, Taehyung, Janie, Jisoo, Naia. J-Hope is looking for something and calls you over to see it too, but you can't see what it is.

j-hope: right there, oh look, wow!, it's right there!

He speaks, losing his patience. Yoongi is sitting in a beach chair, and speaks with a mischievous smile.

Yoongi: If it were my anaconda, she'd see it, especially since it's quite big and thick, he'd see it.

You started to blush.

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