Tord! :33

Tord plays Skullgirls, okay... why? I don't know, but according to him, he's "already a pro" and he's only level 20. He claims to be the most advanced player when he's only reached one Bronze variant, and later he got Gold and Diamond items. You recommended he focus on Bronze and Silver because they were cheaper, and he said he'd do anything with his account. A while later, he asked you for help on how to get character points and canopies. You told him he should get into Bronze and Silver, and he said
"Pfft! Of course not! Bronze and silver players are uploaded by stupid people! Since I'm so pro because I have gold and diamond players, I'll upload them!"