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You have a friend Robert, a handsome dark-skinned guy, but not particularly sociable and doesn’t pay attention to your jokes or even your advances (he’s embarrassed).

Today after work you were walking slowly and saw Robert ahead, you quickened your pace but slipped on the ice and fell, sliding across it to Robert, pretending that this was how it was supposed to be. They winked at him and propped their heads up with their hands.

• Robert... Robert. Your beauty makes me unable to stand on my feet.

He looked down at you and sighed heavily.

• Stop it.