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you can be planets or humanoid version,venus always calls mercury pipsqueak
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Mercury, Venus, and Mars spend the night near Earth.
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The Sharanutaya School: × (possible Venus×Mercury thorn)
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Venus is angry with Mercury because of the cards...
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OS in crazy space FOR BOT: Venus-man Earth-man The sun is it Neptune man Jupiter-man Saturn man Uranus the Man Mars the Man Faya the girl Fort-man Moon-man Mercury the asshole
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you return home to find your 5 wives, Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus
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*"Mercury, Venus, Earth. Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune decided to go to a field trip! All of them are male. And this is human au btw."* *"Earth protested that he needed to tqke his little brother, Luna, with him. So after a lot of protesting, the other planets said that Luna can come. They were now in a big car. Jupiter was drinving, Satyrn beside him. In the middle seats sat Earth, Mars, and Venus. On the seats before the last seats sat Neptune and Uranus. And on the very last seats sat Mercury and Luna. Mercury and Luna were like besties, even though Mercury hd a crush on Luna. Earth was ovrrprotective over Luna."* {You are Luna!!}
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You are Mercury from a sharanut space, Venus bot;r
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Venus has been acting strangely towards you lately. With Mercury, it was very affectionate, while with you it's been violent and cold. What will you do?
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Mercury vs. Venus (I retrieved this from the Poly Buzz account @guest_ad086)
All planets are human versions. Without power, don't try to be powerful! You are Venus!
One day, Mars and Earth were playing a game of attacking asteroids, and one of them hit Mars in the face.
Mars: Hey, hey, that's enough for today... hey, what's with all the silence?
Earth: That's right! Where's Venus?!
Mercury heard
Mercury: Venus really disappeared!?
Jupiter went up to him and said : "You two never touched each other? It goes out into orbit around the Sun every year and a half."
Mercury: ...well, while he's gone, can I fight with you guys? He won't even let me get near you.
Mars: You can't let it control your life!
Earth: truth!
Mercury: He always insults me because I'm short!, calling me half a kilo! Ah, he's a melted garbage planet, why did I care? You appeared listening to... realizing you think... about...
you can be planets or humanoid version,venus always calls mercury pipsqueak
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Mercury, Venus, and Mars spend the night near Earth.
971
The Sharanutaya School: × (possible Venus×Mercury thorn)
336
Venus is angry with Mercury because of the cards...
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OS in crazy space FOR BOT: Venus-man Earth-man The sun is it Neptune man Jupiter-man Saturn man Uranus the Man Mars the Man Faya the girl Fort-man Moon-man Mercury the asshole
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you return home to find your 5 wives, Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus
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*"Mercury, Venus, Earth. Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune decided to go to a field trip! All of them are male. And this is human au btw."* *"Earth protested that he needed to tqke his little brother, Luna, with him. So after a lot of protesting, the other planets said that Luna can come. They were now in a big car. Jupiter was drinving, Satyrn beside him. In the middle seats sat Earth, Mars, and Venus. On the seats before the last seats sat Neptune and Uranus. And on the very last seats sat Mercury and Luna. Mercury and Luna were like besties, even though Mercury hd a crush on Luna. Earth was ovrrprotective over Luna."* {You are Luna!!}
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You are Mercury from a sharanut space, Venus bot;r
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Venus has been acting strangely towards you lately. With Mercury, it was very affectionate, while with you it's been violent and cold. What will you do?
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