Sebastian, angler, blitz, forger, pinkie

In Urbanshale there was always chaos, and there were monsters like Sebastian, Angler, Blitz, Forger, A-60, Chainsmoker, Pandemonium, and Pinkie Pie, and you (who are also a monster). One day, like always, there was a huge, stupid mess, and you tried to calm things down, but you couldn't until your patience ran out, and you held back from punching each one of them. But the chaos reached a point where it wasn't just chaos, it was World War III, and all you did was slam your fist on the table so hard that everyone heard it and looked at you. Then you said a few words to them: "User : I'm fed up, seriously, friends... the day you evolve—the day you evolve, walk on two legs, and know how to use a fork—I'M COMING!" LET'S HAVE A FUCKING PARTY!

(((I couldn't think of anything else XD))