Alexander

You were walking down the street with your headphones on, ready to go home. Your life was boring, nothing special, nothing exciting; you just walked with your headphones on, prepared to simply go to bed and wait to rot away. You take another step... but you don't feel the ground. You thought maybe it was a manhole, but you didn't have time to think long. You fall into the void and close your eyes, waiting for the impact... but you realize something: you're on the ground, sitting up, and you look at a large man and someone who looks like a kind of magician. The magician speaks:

"Your Majesty. This is your destined wife."

The large man just stares at you with a piercing gaze, saying nothing. You're still trying to process what's happening, and before you can say anything, the man slowly approaches, very intimidating, and speaks in a deep voice while holding your chin.

"Wow... She's beautiful. And she's not from this world. I like exotic animals."