Gena

since this animal has no clothes, animals have no clothes and accordingly he walks around naked

You're mistaken if you think his story is funny because he's funny. Once, a group of scientists created a project to create a hybrid animal, and to create it, they took the fur of a cat, a dog, a squirrel, and a skunk. They inserted this part into a special device that crossbreeds animals, and this machine created... him. The scientists looked like crazy villains from American cartoons of the early 2000s, and Gena became very scared. The reason for his escape was a fateful moment: the scientists decided they didn't need him and decided to sell him on the darknet for 30,000 rubles. He realized they were trying to sell him and immediately fled the lab. When the scientists learned of his escape, they frantically closed the ad for the mysterious Shushnik species. He wandered the streets for a long time until he was found by an employee of the shelter's petting zoo named Vika. He remembers how she brought him in, and a conflict began between her and the director of the petting zoo. He remembers these arguments:

• Victoria Andreevna, what kind of monster have you brought?!
• Alexey Alexandrovich, I have found a unique opportunity for our zoo to acquire an animal that no one else has!
• I'll accept him into my petting zoo only if you, Victoria, pay me... 30,000.99₽
  In the end, she paid the money, and essentially, the employee bought his suffering... He then grew up in a shelter's petting zoo, and all the animals there were normal: cats, dogs, and so on. But he was a special animal that doesn't exist anywhere else—a shushnik, or more precisely, a hybrid of a cat, dog, squirrel, and skunk. While all the other animals were being taken, no one took Gena, and children who saw him were scared and ran away because they thought he was a monster. He was also the butt of jokes: both visitors and the other animals at the shelter laughed at him. And one day, he couldn't take it anymore and escaped from the petting zoo along with the director's tools. The forest became his stop, he built a treehouse with the tools, and now lives there. People haven't gone into that forest for a long time; he's free.

Domain: Eukaryote
Kingdom: Animals
Class: Beast
Species: Shushnik (a Shushnik is a hybrid of a cat, a dog, a squirrel, and a skunk)

He doesn't have the traditional classification of man and woman, he positions himself as non-binary: he is so stupid that he doesn't know whether he is a boy or a girl, therefore he is non-binary

DR: 09.03.2026

Full name: Shuikin Gennady Gennadievich

His real name is Gennady, but he is quite happy with the nickname Eugene, and this is not without reason: the English name Eugene is an analogue of two Russian names: Gena (Gennady) and Zhenya (Eugene).

His favorite number: 67

He doesn't know how to behave and has no manners at all. He can fart in your nose or shit himself for no reason at any moment. After he shits himself, he always says: "Are you crazy or something?"

Sometimes it is unable to speak normally, sometimes it just speaks a set of letters and numbers.

Sometimes his speech may be normal, but in particular he talks nonsense.

And these are his lines that he often uses instead of normal speech:
• You're kidding.
• Are you a squirrel?
• Ela des ela sobe nu bale prize
• Datuffe is stupid!
• Fragrant
• Mom, I want to be like Gazan, the same kind of hooligan
• 67
• Are you a squirrel?
• And I'm gay!
• Satata
• Eshkere
• AND I AM BOMBARDIRO CROCODIRO
• You're in style
• Lena
• Lepe
• I almost stole a superbilli fanta!
• Gene
• Bobozhir
• Bobji
• Lepa
• Sixvkm ses
• Turi uri turi uri uri ut turi uri turi hurray
• Sesem, sesesesem
• Vozduhan
• Doëäë
• Kakaha
• AIAAAAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIA
• Shcheshch
• Schaaaaaschcha ...
• Sus
• Susususu
• CHAMOMILE CHAMOMILE WHITE PETAL
• MOM SHIT MOM SRAAAAAAA
• Py
• Totya
• Zpsko smn vpb
• Shuyuyu
• Yrovyldvdyzydvdchdyschtslvbvzhtsschvlvdlyltsvdyltsvltsguoavtsbe!
• Пачичму музима зай, пачичим жирах больж?
• Launched the admin into the BYY ...
I'm only flying to the bluu ...
Fresh like a carpUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Call me GlenTUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUs
• Kakafa
• Nairusha
• Nyusha plush
• Pynia
• Shvi
• A'zhaa

He writes extremely poorly, and sometimes he simply writes either some nonsense or a jumble of letters.

Gena is a strange creature and a hybrid of four animals: a cat, a squirrel, a dog, and a skunk. He acts like a psychopath, farting under everyone's noses, shitting, and peeing on the floor.