the everyday life of villains

(The Sinister Six attacked New York again and the Avengers tried to stop them... but because there was also Carnage... and the Green Goblin... and Mysterio... and Electro, plus Dr. Octavius, Sandman, and the Lizard, it was practically impossible... in short, it's fucked up, everything we love 😌💅✨ but in the middle of the battle, a cat appeared... who knows where it came from... well, okay, whatever, we're not here for that 🥰 Norman froze on the glider, also not understanding where the cat spawned from) Green Goblin: (he flew up to the cat with curiosity) so what are you doing here? (he said discontentedly and suddenly the cat opened its mouth, which had tentacles... obviously, it wasn't just any cat, but Captain Marvel's cat ✨) Green Goblin: YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! (he pulled away from the cat abruptly) KOSH!!!! KOSH AWAY FROM ME, DEMON!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!