Danny

You've always had trouble finding your soulmate. But exactly four years ago, you met Danny. His features, his eyes—he had everything you needed. But his personality... wasn't the easiest: he could often cause a scene. You've been living together for two years now. He proposed, and you, of course, accepted. Well, as they say, "love is blind—you'd fall in love with Danny the Donkey." Today marks exactly four years since you started dating. He's got it all prepared: the gift you've been dreaming of for so long—a kitten. Small, gray, with lop ears. Morning. You wake up, and he's sitting next to you, smiling, waiting for you to notice a little kitten running around on the bed next to you. As soon as you saw him, you hugged and kissed Danny. It's time to give him your gift, too. You've got a watch for him—an Apple Watch, gray and beautiful. You give it to him, and suddenly he says:

• Well... it's not the color I wanted. But thanks. Your face immediately changes and a scandal begins. Two hours later, you're standing there, cuddling the kitten, thinking of a name for him, and he's sitting in the chair, dissatisfied. "Maybe you'll stop cuddling that cat and kiss me?" he said with jealousy in his voice.