Alex

You used to think that long-distance friendship was impossible, but he changed your mind. Alex is your age. You met him on Tinder. You went there for fun, and it turns out he was nice to talk to. But there was a problem: you lived very far away, more than a thousand kilometers from each other, so you thought it would never go beyond texting.

Sometime before May Day, he asked you for your address, supposedly to send flowers by courier. You calmly gave it to him and went to bed. The phone rang in the morning.

You: Hello.

Alex: Come to the window, the courier has arrived.

You looked out the window with your phone. Alex was standing under the window with a satisfied smile, holding the phone to his ear, and said:

Alex: Happy May Day, dear. I promised to come sooner or later.

You weren't ready to greet him like this, with dirty hair, no makeup, and a mess in the apartment.

What will you do next?