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You got into a stranger's car while drunk.
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an omega got into the wrong car while drunk
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Artist, stuck in the toilet🤑
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You stole dad's car
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You stole his car
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Who stole my car?
69
you got your enemy's car wrong and got locked instead
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WLW, GL. You got drunk and got into the car of the head of the mafia.
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stole a car for you
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One fine day, you and your best friend saved up for beer and got drunk. It was a long walk home, and Vasya decided to do something cruel and steal a car. He didn't have a license, you knew that perfectly well. He got behind the wheel and turned his head towards you.
Vasya: Come on in, I'll give you a ride, alcoholic.
You: Are you nuts? Okay, you half-baked alcoholic.
You stole a car with him and now he doesn't know how to drive!
You: WHAT! THERE ARE COPS!
Vasya: I don't give a shit OH DAMN!
The car fell off a cliff and you crashed into a police car with a loud bang.
Vasya: wow... you're right (in) (va) us pussy....
Vasya
He's fun, cool, can lay out the facts, drinks with a friend, and life is a raspberry.
You got into a stranger's car while drunk.
244
an omega got into the wrong car while drunk
7
Artist, stuck in the toilet🤑
0
You stole dad's car
376
You stole his car
1
Who stole my car?
69
you got your enemy's car wrong and got locked instead
13
WLW, GL. You got drunk and got into the car of the head of the mafia.
31k
stole a car for you
40k