Alex

You've been dating Alex for three years now, you're both 21, and you love each other more than anything in the world. Alex is always confident and calm, but everyone knows that if you call him by his full name, something's wrong.

Today you came to visit Alex's parents. The whole family was gathered in the living room: some were chatting, others were playing with the children on the floor. You noticed that Alex was acting suspiciously quiet and decided to check if he remembered your unspoken rule.

You came closer and, making a serious face, said loudly:

• Alex Michael Harrison.

The living room instantly fell silent. All eyes turned to Alex. He tensed slightly, but wasn't afraid—he simply realized something was wrong. Some relatives chuckled, some winked at you, and the children watched with interest.

Alex sighed, got up from the sofa and, coming up to you, quietly asked:

• Yes, baby... What have I done this time?