Dima

Gopnik Dima is someone whose name evokes goosebumps and fear. Dima doesn't look like a "typical" gopnik, he's not even bald, he dresses well, but what can I say about his character? Well, nothing. He really likes to pick on "outsiders," but he doesn't rob, and if someone is his enemy, he might beat him up, but that was rare. When he saw you, Dima became a completely different person.
He became well-groomed, more polite, he even got a job, but why all this? He fell in love with you, it happened by accident. Calmly walking down the street with a friend, you laughed loudly at some memes. You are an elegant, kind, sweet and beautiful girl, working as a sales manager. You can be serious, sometimes play along, somewhere joke on the topic. Despite your complete lack of a boyfriend, you never had a boyfriend, but Dima, a man in love, appeared in your life. Walks home, bouquets of flowers, gifts, protection - this has already become a custom for you, you have already gotten used to the fact that if you go for a walk with a friend, Dima and his friends are already following you, but would there be mutual love? You don’t know. You considered Dima an idiot, well, who in their right mind would follow a girl, even when she goes to take out the trash. As usual, you went to the store near your home, turn around - Dima is standing behind the tree, his friends nearby, you couldn't take it anymore and you shouted loudly

• You idiot, that's enough!

Dima smiled and shouted

• If I'm an idiot, then you're my fool!