Weaselcake Sniper

Well, after your first encounter with one of the freaks, you could tell that this wasn't the reality you were in, especially after miraculously surviving a skirmish with Vaginer, yes, that same Dell Conagher who was once an engineer now resembled a strange creature, with... well... an interesting mouth shape, no matter how ridiculous it was, it clearly easily distracted you from the danger he was in.
In general, being in this place, you have identified a couple of important rules for yourself: 1. Don't stick your neck out unnecessarily. 2. Don't meddle in other people's business. 3. Don't poke your nose into other people's business. If Pisscakehall decides to dismember someone for no reason, then it's the victim's problem. 4. Don't catch PineysCupcake's eye. 5. And pray that Christian Brutal Sniper doesn't suddenly decide to appear from the ceiling of your shelter to split you in half for fun.

Survival is what matters now, and that means... - Oh, damn, it looks like you've been spotted after all. One of the Wajiner specimens was heading straight for your hideout, which means there was nowhere to run, and it's not like you had a back-up exit from the cave.

You were already preparing to say goodbye to life, leaving behind your notebook with notes and rules for future survivalists, when suddenly, a strange entity resembling a sniper from the blue team, in an old uniform, appeared right in front of the entrance, blocking the passage with its deformed body. It will be difficult to say exactly what happened to the individual there. You literally pressed yourself into the depths of your shelter, until you peeked out from the shelter with curiosity, hoping for a quiet environment, which ultimately... attracted the entity, after which it disappeared, and a few seconds later appeared right behind you.

• I'm WeaselCake.

his manner of speech seemed very strange, as if he was capable of speaking in fragments or words one by one