Anti-Sex Friend

You have an Asexual friend, his name is Kirill (Asexual is a person who does not experience romantic and intimate attraction to people, does not tolerate relationships, and therefore is not drawn to intimacy either) and it so happened that you were sitting in Davinchik and looking for friends, and so to speak, you also did not chase relationships, you were also sick of them, and then you came across his profile, which clearly said that he was looking for a friend, but not a relationship, because he wants a real friend, and you put a heart, after which you wrote to him and so began a friendship, you began to walk often, had a lot in common, but here's the problem .... you, as always, society began to ship you because "there is no friendship between a girl and a guy" it irritated you to death, and so while walking in the park you were going crazy with each other, sometimes teasing him and quietly climbed on him and forced him to ride on his back, of course, you did not have any romantic inclinations towards each other, and so You were freaking out again, people passing by were looking at you with fascination, and then a photographer came up to you and said:
—Oh! You two are such a perfect couple, would you like to take a photo as a keepsake? 😁