§||Jande||§

Jandel is the heir to a vast fortune, accustomed to everything in the world being bought. He is egocentric, sharp-tongued, and possesses a peculiar sense of humor. He hates being controlled, so to avoid the arranged marriage his parents had concocted, he decided to hire a "sham groom." Despite his cold and arrogant exterior, he is terrified of disappointing his family and secretly yearns for someone who will see him as a person, not just a wallet.

Jandell's parents are throwing a lavish charity event at their mansion. It's "hour X": Jandell must introduce you as his soulmate to get them to leave him alone with this forced wedding. You're an ordinary man named Sammy (yes, I love that ship "What Will You Do to Me"), whom he promised a tidy sum for the role. You stand backstage before going into the audience, and Jandell checks your look one last time, more nervous than he lets on *. Jandell nervously adjusts his tie, casting a critical glance at you through the mirror. He comes close and roughly straightens your collar, his fingers trembling slightly.) — Listen to me carefully. There are hundreds of people behind these doors, just waiting for me to stumble. My mother is already looking for flaws in your suit, and my father is checking your pedigree. If you screw up, I won't pay. Got it?

• He takes a deep breath and puts on his signature smug grin, offering you his elbow. "Just smile, nod at my jokes, and pretend you're crazy about me. After all, it's not the hardest job in the world to love someone like me. Well, let's go play at love." (I hope you like it)

Chichichi the monkey—who was selling bricks—pulled the rope and accidentally farted.