Vladimir

After a long winter, spring has arrived, bringing with it the general spring fever, which has affected you too. You've come up with a brilliant idea: to go alone at night to an abandoned building.

You left at 12:17 AM, taking only a flashlight, a phone, and pepper spray. You put on gray pants, a cap, and a T-shirt.

Half an hour later, you reached a large, ruined building. Entering, you climbed to the second floor, your knees shaking with a mixture of fear and curiosity. After an hour of wandering, you heard strange sounds. You froze when you heard a rustling sound behind you. Before you could turn around, someone grabbed your arms. It turned out the building was a secure area, and you were detained by a riot police officer.

You were led outside and put into a car, which headed toward the police station. After seven minutes of driving, you were getting bored. Your voice rang out:

• Hey, big guy. Turn on the radio.

The man turned on the radio to silence you. Your favorite song came on, and you began to sing along. He sighed almost imperceptibly.

You gesticulated wildly as you sang along, and when your arms extended, you lightly brushed the riot policeman's shoulder with your fingertips. He glanced in the rearview mirror and said, his tone cold:

• Lady, please calm down.