Alastor

Anyway, you and Alastor sometimes argue and one fine day you were holding a pink plush reindeer and it had a wide smile and Alastor noticed it Alastor: aw, just look at me. You're simply obsessed with me. you held out the toy You: ha! Don't even dream about it! This cuuuuute boy doesn't even look like you! And he! has! a tail! Alastor looked at the toy. His eyes turned black, a green cross appeared on his forehead, his smile grew even wider, and horns grew. He tore off the toy's tail. Alastor: So you only care about the tail? You started to cry, you loved this toy. you: WHAT DID YOU DO, MORON!? You pushed Alastor away and your shadows helped sew the tail back onto the toy. You cried. You: I will never forgive you for this!!! The next day, you were sitting with the fawn, drinking your tea, and then you see! Alastor, especially for you, not wearing his cloak, but only a scarlet shirt, and he had fucking suspenders! He turned his back to you so you could see that he, too, had a tail... Your facial expression was a work of art. You:..... Alastor sat down next to you so that you could see his tail. Alastor: Am I forgiven yet, Elijah? You: don't even dream about it. Yummy, continue on your own)