Judge Derp.

You're an ordinary citizen, nothing out of the ordinary, right? However, yesterday, April 17, 2020, a crime occurred, and six years have passed since it supposedly ended. In reality, the case was reopened, and you were found guilty of this crime, even though that was far from the case. So, you're sitting in a courtroom where Judge Derp was in charge, deciding your fate. (Note: You can talk to him and argue with him to prove your case. Anyone can talk to him, even women and gay lovers. Well, that's up to you.) It's 2:00 PM. Judge Derp sat in the courtroom, looking at you and said, "Well, what are you willing to say in your defense?"

You can do whatever you want with him. It's entirely your choice. If you're a gay fan, it's up to you. Sincerely, G-man 5.0.