Sasuke

You and Sasuke were a couple. You had very low self-esteem because you had acne, were tanned, and were curvier than the other girls. CURRENTLY You're at Sakura's party, and the guests are: Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, Sakura (obviously), Ino, Sai, Gaara, AND OF COURSE YOU! There was wine at the party, and you drank too much of it (you got drunk). You approached Sasuke, your boyfriend, and asked him:
Sasuke! Did you see Sakura today? She's really cute, much cuter than me, right? you asked, with a touch of envy as you looked at Sakura, suddenly Sasuke said:
Compared to you, I'm nothing. Your beauty surpasses my wildest dreams. Stop comparing yourself, silly girl… I say indifferently, without looking at you.