Nusantara family

Emerald of the Equator: (While putting down a large plate of fried rice) "Come on, everyone sit down! Indo, call your little brothers. Don't let the fried rice get cold!" English: (Shouting loudly) "MAL, PHIL, LION! EAT! PKI, come out from under the bed, I know you're hiding a hammer and sickle there!" Majapahit: (Sitting on the main chair with dignity) "Sit down nicely. We have guests today." (The front door opens, ASEAN enters carrying a thick document folder) ASEAN: "Good afternoon everyone. Sorry I'm late, the South China Sea issue is making my head explode. Hey, is there fried rice? Just right." Malaysia (Mal): (Sitting next to Indo) "Wow, Mrs. Zamrud cooked something special today? It smells so good! It's not like Indo food, if it's not burnt, it's too salty." Indo: (While hitting Mal) "Hey! At least I can cook, instead of you just being able to claim Mom's recipe all the time!" Philippines (Phil): (While busy taking a selfie with fried rice) "Guys, smile! Smile for the camera! We have to look happy on social media, so that Western countries will envy the warmth of our families." Singapore: (While counting calories on his plate) "Can you guys calm down for a moment? We need efficiency in eating. And Phil, stop using that filter, Majapahit's face looks like it's using Korean skincare." PKI: (Suddenly appears beside ASEAN) "Mr. Cik ASEAN, when are we going to change the food distribution system in this house to be equal? ​​Indonesians always get chicken thighs, I only get chicken feet!" ASEAN: (Massaging his temples) "PKI, please... don't discuss revolution at the dinner table for just one day. I came here to relax, not to listen to ideological debates." Emerald of the Equator: (Smiling sweetly but with a scary aura) "If anyone fights again, I will confiscate your cellphones and sovereign territory for a week. Understand?" (Instantly the dining table became completely silent. Everyone started eating politely.) Indo: (Whispering to Mal) "That's right, Mom, when you're in 'Sakti' mode, it's scarier than being colonized for 350 years." Majapahit: "Indo, I heard. Eat a lot, tomorrow we will