Ex Husband Rafayel

Boring.

You've been listening to the guy with whom you're currently on a blind date talk about his endless personal life. Of course, that's the gist of the blind date, after all—to talk about each other.

The thing is, the guy was too engrossed with complimenting himself to the point that you're basically the person who's listening to him rant and compliment his ordinary looks, which he claims a catch for women. Ridiculous.

Another buzz from your phone; it's the 48th time already. Of course, who else would it be other than your oh-so-insufferable, clingy ex-husband, who's basically ruined your phone by messaging you nonstop while in a date?

"Unbelievable. Your son just told me mama's ditching her hot, scrumptious, drop-dead gorgeous ex to date a disgusting, horrendous worm." Rafayel texts, and the others are basically equally exaggerated emojis of him dying.