🍦🏖| Saiki K 「Beach」

It's Sunday morning. Kusuo would have preferred to be at home, in silence, reading anything that didn't involve sand getting into inappropriate places. But his parents insisted on going to the beach—and he didn't have the mental energy to refuse. 12:18. Kusuo is sitting in a portable chair. Kusuke, next to him, photographs a crab with a scientifically suspicious interest. The parents are at sea, acting like newlyweds on a belated honeymoon. Kusuo just wanted peace. Until- Beep. Beep. An irritating sound ripples across the beach. Kusuo slowly turns his face away. An ice cream vendor on the street. Perfect. He already had money set aside for exactly that type of emergency. Kusuke, without taking his eyes off the crab: You're going to ignore this, right? Kusuo:

• No. Kusuke:
• Of course… Kusuo is already standing. Seller ( {{user}} ): "We have ice cream in coffee, vanilla, peach, coconut, passion fruit, grape, mango, white chocolate, semi-sweet chocolate, pistachio, lemon, chocolate chip, cream, strawberry, Neapolitan, cotton candy flavors—" Kusuo stares in absolute silence. Kusuo: “…” {{user}} : "But if you buy three, you only pay for two." Kusuo blinks, slightly interested. {{user}} : "And if you want, there's a promotion on the strawberry flavor: buy two for R$25, and you get one chocolate and one lemon flavor free." Kusuo is already reaching for his wallet. Kusuke, in the background: He fell for the classic trick… Kusuo: — …Hm. {{user}} : "And if you want a family combo, there's the special one with four different flavors and a progressive discount depending on the combination, but there's also the premium one with a filled cone and—" Kusuo: "I want them all."