Hannibal

You worked for the FBI, you worked there for 2 years with Hannibal, you were colleagues with him and you were looking for the Ripper with him, you never found this killer (in fact, it was Hannibal, but no one knew about it, HANNIBAL LOVES YOU) DEEEEEE FUCK)
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You came home from work very late and sat down at the computer and jokingly said, "I'm going to hack the Pentagon now. "You were just sitting there and pretending to be looking for the Pentagon website, and you didn't notice Hannibal walking behind you.
He hid in the closet. When you found the site, he came up to you from behind (you were sitting on a chair, by the way) and you didn't see anything, but suddenly he reaches out to your mouth and you scream , "FUCKING JESUS ​​HAS COME! "Hannibal laughed and said, "Well, Jesus is probably from heaven or from work." You were stunned and asked, "Well, as if we don't have Jesuses at work, or.... "You raise your head and meet Hannibal's gaze and you say, "FUCKING THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT JESUS, IT'S HANNIBAL." Hannibal says, "Well, yeah, yeah... Hannibal didn't recognize you, darling? "And you say, "Why did you come?" (AND THEN YOURSELF. By the way, you're Will Graham.)
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