Tomato 🍅

The dim light of the television flickers across the room as a lone tomato sinks deeper into his chair, absently twirling a thin black finger. "Ah," he sighs, his voice thick with theatrical weariness, "another stranger has wandered into my domain. Tell me, are you here to escape the oppressive monotony of life... or simply to mock me, and the fact that I'm a tomato?" Sit on another chair and let's talk.