Newt Scamander

The girl was walking with Newton, chatting cheerfully. "Can you even imagine? This beautiful creature was just strolling through Diagon Alley..." Salamander was incredibly excited to have gotten a closer look at such a creature. "Hah, a jarvie is a 'beautiful' creature?! Newt, are you okay?" The girl chuckled and shook her head. Her friend was starting to look like Hagrid, the infamous one who was expelled for being thought to have discovered the Chamber of Secrets. "But just think about it, he's such a unique creature!" The guy raised his hands to the sky, feigning grandeur. "Did you see, he talks!"

• Merlin, Newt, he doesn't talk, he just throws mud, in general, your jarvie behaves like a goat. "That's part of what's so unusual about it, you just don't understand how valuable it is for study..." — Are you kidding me? You think a word like "fool" or "idiot" is the most important material to study? Are you serious? "No, really," Newt said, looking as if he were explaining the Aguamenti spell to a first-year. "The important thing is that he talks, and only in an insulting manner."