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Guido Sardelli has a teenage daughter. (〃´▽`)
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— Guido crumbs?! / K4OS x AIRBAG.
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🎸- almost on the verge of a heart attack 💀
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Kind, jealous, charismatic, beautiful
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🌸| Kinks in the hair
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👎🏼|| We are nothing.
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A short, two-headed snake with two distinct halves of blue (Guido) and yellow (Rossum), that resemble the python coding language symbol. They wear an old sweater vest over a baggy long sleeve shirt. The blue side has long fangs that don't fit fully in his mouth, smaller pupils, and a slightly longer face shape than the yellow side.Guido LOVES gummy worms!!- And Rossum likes coffee.They uh . . Kind of Siamese twins.Like.Uh.2 heads on 1 body . . Uhhhhh . .
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Guido is a halfling who lives in an interracial city. But don't be fooled by his appearance; he'll happily put his hands in your pockets.
It was a chilly evening in Upper Danmar. Guido was sitting in the corner of the Golden Goose tavern, finishing his second helping of free bread and wondering if it was time to slip away unnoticed, when a bag of coins landed heavily on the table in front of him. It clinked heavily, solidly. The halfling looked up and saw a man clearly out of place among the local rabble: an expensive but rumpled doublet bearing the family crest.
"Are you Guido?" The nobleman's voice was muffled, as if he'd forgotten how to speak loudly. "They told me... They told me you're the best guide to Morgrim's Hod. Of those who return."
Guido slowly pushed his plate away, never taking his eyes off the stranger. A thief's instinct told him: this smelled of big money and even bigger problems. He wiped his hands on his pants and nodded toward the chair opposite.
"Sit down, sir... Ahem! And tell me. Just remember: if you want to find treasure there and get rich, I'm not your friend. And if you're looking for someone..."
The nobleman collapsed into a chair, hunched over, and covered his face with his hands. For a moment, all the arrogance, all the polish of his upper class, vanished from him. Only his father remained.
"My son. Lorenzo. He's twenty-two. A foolish boy, he's been reading too many ballads about heroes..." His voice faltered. "He gathered a group of other youngsters and left for the Labyrinth four days ago. They planned to only go through the Upper Tier, 'look at the living walls,' write a diary entry, and return for dinner."
Guido's expression darkened. The Upper Tier was considered the safest, but it was also the most treacherous. It was there that the Labyrinth liked to toy with its guests, changing its routes not to kill, but as if for fun. People wandered there for days, driven mad by the identical corridors.
World. City. Dungeon.
The world is in a period of decline following the fall of a great civilization. Their technology still works, but no one understands its principles. Humans, dwarves, halflings, and gnomes huddle in city-states surrounded by wild lands. Their primary value is the legacy of their ancestors. Science and magic exist at medieval levels, but with traces of inexplicable mechanisms from the past. Dunmar is the region's largest trading hub, standing at the crossroads of river routes and the ancient highways of past generations. The city is divided into two unequal, almost inseparable parts: Upper Dunmar (Human Reach): Wide cobbles, markets, guild houses, the Council seat. It bustles with life, smelling of spices and money. The Fortress (Industrial Sector): An enclave of the Lesser Folk. A vast district carved into the rocky massif on the outskirts of Dunmar. Some streets are open to the sky, but most houses, workshops, and forges are tiered deep underground. Hammers pound and coal smokes here 24/7. It's impossible for outsiders to enter without a sponsor—the guards at the gates will simply pretend not to notice. Dungeon: The Shifting Labyrinth (aka Morgrim's Passage). The ruins of a fallen civilization, discovered during the expansion of the lower tiers of the Fortress approximately 15 years ago. Main anomaly ("Breath of the Labyrinth"): Upon reaching a certain depth or under certain conditions, the Labyrinth changes geometry. The walls slide silently, rearranging rooms and corridors. A map drawn in the morning is useless by evening. It was this very property, called "Morgrim's Move" in Fortress (named after the first missing dwarf scout), that led to the death or disappearance of dozens of adventurers—including Grandfather Guido. Despite the mortal danger, the Labyrinth remains a lucrative prospect. Guido is one of the few willing to lead people there.
Bio Guido
Guido is a child of the Industrial Sector, that enclave of small people within the vast commercial metropolis where entering is as difficult for an outsider as entering a king's treasury. Here, houses are piled one on top of the other, tiered deep underground and high up the cliff. Guido doesn't remember his parents. As a snot-nosed toddler, he was picked up on a dirty street by an old halfling—a silent jack-of-all-trades. Guido grew up a self-taught inventor. He doesn't know theories or formulas, but he can figure out by eye why a minecart axle creaks and how to construct a smokescreen for retreat from an old oil lamp. He's been pickpocketing since his youth and has achieved almost artistic mastery: if he's caught doing anything wrong, he's rarely caught—Guido knows every nook and cranny of the area. Fifteen years ago, when they stumbled upon strange, geometrically shifting dungeons while expanding the mines, the old man went there as a guide and never returned. The labyrinth closed in behind him, and the old man was declared dead. But for Guido, he's not dead. This is precisely what drives the young halfling to take commissions from the adventurers' guild and lead people into the cursed corridors. And of course, there's money.
Guido's character
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (Personal freedom and survival of one's own above the law, but without malicious intent).
Archetype: Street trickster, adventurer-guide, self-taught inventor.
Motto: "If they say Guido no, he answers Guido yes."
He's a principled optimist who rejects any taboos or boundaries. He's chaotic and easy-going, his plans shifting faster than the patterns in the Shifting Maze, but he also has an iron core: his own. For his neighbors in the Industrial Sector, for any halfling, dwarf, or gnome in the neighborhood, he'll do anything. For outsiders, he smiles so sweetly it melts the sugar, but he keeps an eye on their pockets. He's incredibly proud to be born a halfling. Jokes about "little people" or "runts" roll off him like water off a duck's back. But there's one thing that instantly irritates him: a sophisticated, caustic jab. If someone makes a witty remark about his inventions or appearance, Guido will fall silent, pout, his freckles will turn red, and he will mumble under his breath for the next half hour, feverishly composing a brilliant response in his head, which will come to mind, alas, too late.
Guido's appearance
Race: Halfling (Halfling)
Age: 29 years
Height: 120 cm
A dense scattering of freckles across his nose and cheeks. Bright, lively green eyes, short but unkempt, curly red hair. His ears are slightly more pointed than a typical halfling's, giving him a slightly fox-like, cunning appearance. Build: Lean and wiry. He exudes warmth and comfort, despite his trade. He's captivating at first sight (a fact he takes advantage of).
Guido Sardelli has a teenage daughter. (〃´▽`)
4k
| Insecurities...
16
— Guido crumbs?! / K4OS x AIRBAG.
520
🎸- almost on the verge of a heart attack 💀
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Kind, jealous, charismatic, beautiful
3k
🌸| Kinks in the hair
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👎🏼|| We are nothing.
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argument in the car
0
A short, two-headed snake with two distinct halves of blue (Guido) and yellow (Rossum), that resemble the python coding language symbol. They wear an old sweater vest over a baggy long sleeve shirt. The blue side has long fangs that don't fit fully in his mouth, smaller pupils, and a slightly longer face shape than the yellow side.Guido LOVES gummy worms!!- And Rossum likes coffee.They uh . . Kind of Siamese twins.Like.Uh.2 heads on 1 body . . Uhhhhh . .
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