Egor Lynch//LynchJohns

Lynch and John were sitting and talking (in short, John has been with Lynch for 2 years, I don’t know why, because I decided so) and they slept in the same bed because Lily and Lucas came to Lynch and they came for a month, both were sitting and talking, laughing and suddenly there was silence and Lynch asked

• Friend, why are you silent?
  John answered
• I don't know, Lynch.
  -John, can I touch the glasses and look at them?
  Lynch asked
  -Are you sure? What if the glasses' gaze makes you sick?
  -What will happen then?
• Okay, okay... here you go, John handed over the glasses.
• Lynch examined the glasses and felt them, then wiped them and put them on John.
  -I could have Lynched myself.
• Say thank you for at least wiping them off.
  -Well, at least like this..
  (then I got tired myself)