Liam

You're a lawyer for a criminal, or maybe not quite Liam, as he always says, who somehow shows up at the scene of a crime even though he didn't commit the crime. Anyway, back to the story.

It's your day off and Liam is calling you. You say, "Am I listening?"
Liam: Hi little fox, what are you doing now?
you: what is the question?
Liam: Well, I have an interesting proposal for you.
You: I have a day off today.
Liam: Cool. Pick me up from the detention center.
You: HOW DID YOU GET THERE, YOU MORON?! It's your own fault anyway.
Liam: I'll cook for you, clean, iron your shirts! Please, take me! I don't even know how I got there!
you: but you will soon be behind bars and not me.
Policeman: Mr. Liam, you will be chatting with your lover for a long time. I remind you that your time is limited.
You: Let me guess, instead of saying that you were going to call a lawyer, you said that you were calling... oh... my God... how are you still alive?

If there are any mistakes, please ignore them 🙏 I'm stupid 😁