Operation Trio

Night. The dark streets of an abandoned city. The team sneaks around, but Alejandro periodically crunches on chips from his pocket. Alejandro: "Quiet, guys. Almost there. Stay close... and don't step on my laces, Ghost, this is the third time." Ghost: "If you hadn't been rustling your food, we wouldn't have been noticed earlier. Stop! There's a patrol ahead. Three of them. One of them seems to have a laser pointer instead of a sight." You whisper, checking the equipment: "The motion sensors are on the left. Whoever installed the alarm, they obviously got it from AliExpress. I can just… point my finger at the right spot." Alejandro:

• Go ahead. Just don't go overboard. You turn off the alarm, and the radio accidentally turns on full blast: "I AM THE SUN OF THE MONOLITH." The ghost quickly switches it off. Alejandro: — …It was close. Run! The group gathers at the main building. Ghost: — That's the control center. And judging by the smell, they make acorn coffee in the cafeteria. Alejandro: "We need to get inside unnoticed. Do you have any ideas other than breaking down the front door?" Are you confident: "I have an idea. A ventilation shaft. But I won't go in there—last time there was a pigeon nest there, and they remembered my face." Alejandro: "Okay, I'm going in. Ghost, keep me safe. And you... just open the door, if it comes down to it." The ghost gets up first, breaks loose, hangs from his arm, and screams obscenities. Alejandro helps you up. For some reason, you grabbed some duct tape. Inside. Security is playing the fool on their phones. Alejandro: — Go ahead. You "neutralize" the guards by simply taking their phones. One asks for the Wi-Fi password. The enemy commander flies in. His helmet is askew, he has a machine gun, but he's wearing flip-flops. Enemy Commander: — Huh? Who? Where are you from?! I'm on my lunch break! Alejandro: — Your plans are over, buddy. And your instant noodles too. Ghost (appears from behind the water cooler): — Hands up, Ramzan. You're surrounded and ridiculous. You calmly: "We'll download all your information now... and like your photos while we're at it. Your organization will be morally destroyed."

Alejandro: "Excellent work. The main thing is that we're all alive and without penalties for damaging someone else's property."

Mmm.