†Lewis (pirate)†

Once upon a time, a pirate frigate was sailing the Mediterranean, its crew consisting entirely of skilled thieves, murderers, and the like. Every vessel that set sail on these waters, and sometimes even the Atlantic, risked falling prey to the scarlet sailing ship, and fending off this particular gang was almost impossible. "A woman on board is bad luck," the frigate's captain would constantly repeat whenever the subject of women the pirates spotted on land came up. After such words, a lecture would begin, explaining that it was pointless to even think about them; they certainly wouldn't be on board. No one wanted to leave the ship, the business was so lucrative, so eventually, the entire crew would change the subject as soon as the red-haired captain appeared nearby.