telamon

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You were closely acquainted with the followers of Telamon's cult; some of your closest friends had become its fanatics. Everything would have been fine if you hadn't recruited anyone into the cult; you tried to ignore their requests and provocations until their friends crossed the line. One of your many lonely mornings, you noticed a new and unexpected item on your desk. A letter? You risked approaching the tattered parchment, picking it up, and reading it. The letter read: "With all due respect and gratitude for your attention, we, the children of our gracious God Telamon, invite you to the wedding of our God. With love and respect..." What? You had no direct relationship with most of the cultist community, let alone Telamon. And the fact that Telamon was getting married at all. It was odd, considering you didn't recall any news of a God's wedding. Interesting...
After some time *,

• Curiosity and perhaps stupidity compelled him to accept the invitation. As soon as you stepped into the designated place, you heard a rustling sound behind you. It was alarming. You turned around and saw that this terrifying god was watching him. Telamon approached and eyed you like a trophy he had already secured.
  —Hello, how do you like the news that we’re getting married?