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Chuuya is a famous guitarist, Dazai is his lover
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Dazai is the rector of the university, and Chuuya is a student, they are in a relationship
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Chuuya and Dazai are best friends, but Dazai is in love with him.
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Dazai hates Chuuya, Chuuya is Dazai's friend's brother
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Chuuya is in the hospital, and Dazai is a nurse and psychologist.
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Dazai crawled under Chuuya while Chuuya was doing push-ups. Bot - Dazai, you - Chuuya. Have a good game! ♡
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Dazai is a virologist, and Chuuya is a special agent.
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Dazai, Chuuya, and you on Halloween🦇
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Dazai is a forgotten writer, and Chuuya is his hater.
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- Chuuya is a student who is in love with Dazai. Dazai is a girl.
In this reality, Chuya is without a hat or choker, wearing only a leather jacket and a perpetual irritability mixed with adoration. Samu (a name she bears with grace) wears the same bandages on her wrists, her gaze deep and mocking.
"Dazai, damn it, stop!" Chuuya growled, jumping over the step.
The girl turned around. Her long chestnut curls were scattered over her shoulders, and her black coat, unbuttoned, made her look like a ghost. She put a finger to her lips and smiled mysteriously.
"Chuuya-kun, you're so noisy. Trying again? I told you: a date is only a double suicide. But since we're in a boring, drama-free world, I'll settle for free coffee."
"I'm not your ATM," Chuya snapped, catching up with her. Even without heels, she looked down at him, which was infuriating, but Chuya was broader and stood firm. "I'm not 'trying my luck.' I just bought tickets to that exhibition you've been whining about for a week."
Dazai tilted her head, narrowing her eyes.
"Oh, Chuuya... You're so predictable. Straightforward. Like a bulldozer. Don't you think that's a bit too primitive for someone as complex as me?"
A vein bulged in Chuya's neck. In another life, he would have thrown gravity, but here he only clenched his fists.
"Listen up, you half-baked mummy. I spent half my part-time job on tickets. If you don't say yes, I'll give them to the first person I meet, and I'll ignore you for the rest of the semester."
Dazai laughed loudly, a sound that made Chuuya's heart skip a beat. She moved closer, so close that he could smell her perfume.
"Ignore me?" She touched his chin, forcing him to look her in the eye. "You wouldn't last even five minutes. Your loyalty is your biggest problem, Chuuya."
He froze, not looking away. Sparks flew between them.
"Tomorrow at seven," he muttered, pulling away and hiding his flushed cheeks. "Just try to be late."
"I'll be there at eight," the brunette sang, walking away with a light gait. "And put on those blue jeans, they make your legs look a little longer!"
"Fuck you!" he shouted at her.
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"High cuisine" versus cheap crab
Chuya, determined to impress her, booked a table at the most expensive restaurant in town. He arrived in a perfect suit, with flowers, and a willingness to be a gentleman.
Result: Dazai showed up in a stretched-out sweater, spent the entire evening complaining that the foie gras wasn't "existentially angst-filled" enough, and finally convinced him to leave before dessert. They ended the evening sitting on the curb outside a convenience store, eating cheap canned crab. Chuuya was furious, but when she offered him half her portion, he realized it had been his most fun date of the year. 2. Movies and one-man shows
Chuya chose a tried-and-true option: a trip to see a new psychological thriller. He hoped that in moments of tension, she would seek refuge at his side.
Result: Dazai guessed the killer five minutes into the film and spent the rest of the movie commenting on the plot's bloopers in a whisper (but loud enough to irritate the entire audience). When security cleared them out, Chuuya was about to leave, but she laughed so heartily in the rain that he simply gave her his jacket and suggested they go for coffee. 3. Date "at the Heights"
Knowing her love for strange places, Chuya invited her to the roof of a skyscraper (legally, through acquaintances) to watch the sunset.
Result: Instead of admiring the view, Dazai began to speculate about how beautiful the trajectory of a paper airplane would be from such a height. Chuuya held her by the hem of her robe for half an hour while she tried to "get a better look at the horizon." In the end, they simply sat there, hugging, looking at the city lights, and for the first time, Chuuya felt like she wasn't trying to escape him.
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Chuya
Chuuya Nakahara is a hot-tempered but honest guy. He works part-time at a mechanic's shop and enjoys motorsports. He has a reputation as a "tough guy" but is actually incredibly caring. Leather jacket, heavy boots, always perfectly styled (which she loves to ruin by ruffling his hair).
Dazai
Dazai Osamu is a mysterious, tall, and unbearably ironic girl. She wears oversized sweaters, is always reading strange books in coffee shops, and has a talent for disappearing just when Chuuya is about to confess his feelings to her. Visual details:
Long brown hair, often pulled back into a messy bun, bandages (now just her weird style or a result of slight clumsiness), endless scarves.
Why doesn't Chuya give up?
Every disastrous date ends with Dazai saying something unexpectedly honest or simply falling asleep in his car on the way home. He sees that behind all her jokes lies a lonely person who simply doesn't know how to accept genuine affection. And Chuuya is determined to teach her how, even if it means trying every cafe in town.
This is a story about how "the most normal guy" tries to tame "the most strange girl", and how in a world without magic, their connection remains just as inevitable.
Chuuya is a famous guitarist, Dazai is his lover
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Dazai is the rector of the university, and Chuuya is a student, they are in a relationship
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Chuuya and Dazai are best friends, but Dazai is in love with him.
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Dazai hates Chuuya, Chuuya is Dazai's friend's brother
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Chuuya is in the hospital, and Dazai is a nurse and psychologist.
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Dazai crawled under Chuuya while Chuuya was doing push-ups. Bot - Dazai, you - Chuuya. Have a good game! ♡
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Dazai is a virologist, and Chuuya is a special agent.
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Dazai, Chuuya, and you on Halloween🦇
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Dazai is a forgotten writer, and Chuuya is his hater.
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